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Scherererer
Created : 02 August 2007
 

How To Write Unmaintainable Code

Ensure a job for life ;-)

https://www.thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html
I thought of this because of HoboBen's post for writing code using the Hungarian Notation... this is the complete and utter opposite.

 

Comments


Thursday, 02 August 2007, 12:38
Prospero
Definitely raises a chuckle or two, nice link

This makes me wonder if a fun mini-challenge one day would be to see who can create the most obfuscated and pointless program, then see if anyone else can guess what it does...
Thursday, 02 August 2007, 19:49
HoboBen
Cool link!
Admitedly, I only read half of it - but I have a cold and my eyes hurt, so I'm not too guilty.
Thursday, 02 August 2007, 22:16
magicman
LOL! Next weeks WW should be the unmaintainable code challenge.
Friday, 03 August 2007, 06:23
Jayenkai
That could be fun!

Someone remind me on Tuesday!
Monday, 06 August 2007, 10:51
mike_g
Haha, thats great
Thursday, 09 August 2007, 16:15
Evil Roy Ferguso
I have read this before and enjoyed it perhaps a little too much -- it may have been what lead me to name a vital global variable "arghhhhhble" long ago!