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Episode one. The crew set off on an adventure
Waking up midway through their journey, they all start to interact and have to inform each other of who they are.
Some of the crew previously had another adventure, so know each other, but the captain seemingly knows NOBODY, and has to be explicitly informed of who they all are.
I get the whole "joining another crew" scenario, and it would make for a nice way to introduce the characters...
...
..... if the vessel hadn't already launched, and been midway on its journey.

Fuck sake, if the captain of a ship doesn't know her crew, AFTER LAUNCH, then what the fuck has the captain been doing up to this point?

I want to say Lazy Writing, but I initially put it off as "oh well, at least it's just the pilot episode.."

After X instances of episode one, the ship is venting atmosphere, and they need some oxygen.
They find a rogue planet nearby that has no atmosphere, but does have enough oxygen that they can get hold of.
They set down on the planet, and soon experience an earthquake! (/planetquake) aargh!
But it's ok, they'll carry on.
They go to a rather handily formed mineshaft, nearby, and head down deep to mine some resources.

Can you guess what's going to happen?

I couldn't be fucking arsed to find out if the inevitable earthquake causes the mineshaft to close in on itself, and a daring rescue is formed..
I really really really couldn't be fucking arsed..

So, that may or may not happen.