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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Yo momma

Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 09:55
Afr0
Your mother is so fat that the recursive function calculating her mass caused a stack overflow

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Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 09:55
steve_ancell
Got another one... Your mamma's so fat, she sat on the bog and caused an overflow!

|edit| For those of you who live outside the UK, "the bog" is slang for toilet. |edit|
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 10:17
Afr0
I'm... not quite... sure...
How would sitting on a toilet cause it to spill over?

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Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 11:28
shroom_monk
Not a 'your mum' one, but when someone (a non-coder) once mocked me for complaining to someone else (a coder) about problems I'd had with 2D-arrays, I retorted with 'Well, at least my arrays have more dimensions that your personality'.

I was quite impressed with that.

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Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 11:48
steve_ancell
Afr0 I'm... not quite... sure...
How would sitting on a toilet cause it to spill over?

Use your imagination!
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 11:52
steve_ancell
@shroom_monk. LOL
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 11:54
steve_ancell
Another one...

Your mamma's so fat, there's not enough light particles in the universe to allow anyone to see her!
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 12:55
Afr0
:o

Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 13:50
JL235
I once sent some code to a friend of mine. I like to use lots of whitespace and he said all that whitespace was a waste of pixels. I said "your mom is a waste of pixels on all those porn sites".

I thought that up all on my own.
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 14:09
steve_ancell
LOL, it's good when they are thought up from your own mind. The two I did earlier are from my own filthy gob.
Thu, 07 Apr 2011, 14:12
steve_ancell
Not sure if this has already been done by anyone else...

Yo' mamma's so fat, she even makes fat people look skinny!
Sat, 09 Apr 2011, 17:37
9572AD
Yo mamma's so fat she has mass even without Higgs bosons.

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Sun, 10 Apr 2011, 02:43
Afr0
lol