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Socoder -> Festive Threads -> Family at Xmas
Thu, 22 Dec 2016, 12:09
Jayenkai
 		Today we had my Uncle and my Sister here.
At one point, them two were having one conversation, me and mum a second, and the TV was on.
My head could barely cope with it all.

Boxing Day will be me, mum, the other sister, her fella, a different uncle, his wife and their son.

Maybe it'll be easier if I just get completely rat-arsed..?

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Thu, 22 Dec 2016, 13:03
rockford
 		I can feel a migraine coming on already...
Thu, 22 Dec 2016, 14:26
GfK
 		Me, the missus, and my daughter for Christmas.

That's it. Cards are sent, presents are dished out. Now everybody.... bugger off!
Thu, 22 Dec 2016, 14:47
Jayenkai
 		That sounds luxurious!!
Thu, 22 Dec 2016, 15:27
GfK
 		Just shut our eBay shop/Facebook pages down til 27th, too. I plan to do absolutely chuff-all for the next few days.
Sat, 24 Dec 2016, 07:46
Jayenkai
 		Sister and her boyfriend are heading to Tesco to buy some festive cans.
They're borrowing mum's Bag For Life, which has a leopard print on it.

"Is that for your Leopard Lager?" I enquired..

... nobody got the reference.

Fucking family. My humour's wasted!!

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Sat, 24 Dec 2016, 11:54
Jayenkai
 		Mum's got the Turkey in the oven.

Sister and Fella have decided they're having Fish 'n' Chips, after finding the fish in the freezer.
"We'll have that!" And then sat down to watch Muppets Xmas Carol, leaving Mum to have to cook the fish n chips.

... guests... sometimes you want to batter them.

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Sat, 24 Dec 2016, 12:01
GfK
 		Muppets.
Tue, 27 Dec 2016, 08:38
Jayenkai
 		Visitors : "Can we make the traditional Leftover Turkey curry? We make a lovely curry!"
Mum : "Of course you can! It'll make a lovely change!"

... it didn't make a lovely change.
It was bland, tasteless, totally lacking in any kind of spice, and is absolutely the worst "curry" I've had in my life.
Not the worst meal.. I managed to eat a fair amount of it, even though I was all shaky.. it was an edible meal.

It was more "turkey casserole with rice" than curry, though.

Bah, humbug..

Jay needs a Spice Intake. 3 days without spice isn't good.

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